'You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy.'

Notice how it's like the first time he has ever given the finger in his life.

First there was Aerosmith, now...

The behemoth that is the Metallica Emporium Of Guitar Wankery And Twaddle (Post 1991) have expanded their empire, to Guitar Hero, no less...

'All Nightmare Long'
'Battery'
'Creeping Death'
'Disposable Heroes'
'Dyers Eve'
'Enter Sandman'
'Fade To Black'
'Fight Fire With Fire'
'For Whom The Bell Tolls'
'Frantic'
'Fuel'
'Hit The Lights'
'King Nothing'
'Master Of Puppets'
'Mercyful Fate (Medley)'
'No Leaf Clover'
'Nothing Else Matters'
'One'
'Orion'
'Sad But True'
'Seek And Destroy'
'The Memory Remains'
'The Shortest Straw'
'The Thing That Should Not Be'
'The Unforgiven'
'Welcome Home (Sanitarium)'
'Wherever I May Roam'
'Whiplash'

Other songs set to feature on the game are:

Alice In Chains – 'No Excuses'
Bob Seger – 'Turn The Page'
Corrosion Of Conformity – 'Albatross'
Diamond Head – 'Am I Evil?'
Foo Fighters – 'Stacked Actors'
Judas Priest – 'Hell Bent For Leather'
Kyuss – 'Demon Cleaner'
Lynyrd Skynyrd – 'Tuesdays Gone'
Machine Head – 'Beautiful Mourning'
Mastodon – 'Blood And Thunder'
Mercyful Fate – 'Evil'
Michael Schenker Group – 'Armed And Ready'
Motorhead – 'Ace Of Spades'
Queen – 'Stone Cold Crazy'
Samhain – 'Mother Of Mercy'
Slayer – 'War Ensemble'
Social Distortion – 'Mommy's Little Monster'
Suicidal Tendencies – 'War Inside My Head'
System Of A Down – 'Toxicity'
The Sword – 'Black River'
Thin Lizzy – 'The Boys Are Back In Town'

Well, i'll be getting that for the two best songs on there, and they aren't by Metallicock.

'Coming 2009'

"It'll Be Like A Desert Orgy In The Dark"

[picture from nme.com]

Rule 17: Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season

This made me laugh so hard that the coke i was drinking nearly did what milk stereoptypically does in fits of laughter.

Steve McDonald: Comedy Masterclass

Is it just me or is Steve McDonald from, i have just recently decided, the best soap (and perhaps programme) on tv; Coronation Street, a bit of a comedy hero?

It's an issue that i've brought up a few times to others and was first brought to my attention by my sibling and he's possibly the only reason to watch Corrie, in fact i'm going to go as far to say that Steve McDonald IS Coronation Street (Take that Bill Roach!)

Steve's storyline right now involves him playing the part of the world's most unlikely stud muffin with Myleene Klass's old band mate and that woman from the Leerdammer ad who couldn't help munching on a bit of a cheese during a job interview:

Mmm, creamy.

Anyhow, during one episode good ol' Steve was fantasizing in bed about being with the tasty cheese lady yet when he woke up, he realised it was Hear-Say, causing him to rapidly sit up in bed with a perplexed expression on his face, a la:

The only thing that was missing was a "boing" sound effect or a "dun Dun DUUUUUUNN".

The other storyline that crosses with Steven (!) is the affair Bizzy Lizzy McDonald is having with last human alive-turned-king of the robots-turned-porn fiend Craig Charles (you can tell i have only recently caught up with this), which Steve hypocritically doesn't approve of causing him to label Charles as an "OA-Paedophile!", you don't get this stuff on other soaps such as the post-apocalyptic and so incredibly depressing that it should be banned from Tv just incase it isn't the final nail in the coffin for anybody watching that suffers from bipolar disorder, Hollyoaks.

If you're not convinced by Simon Gregson's (dats da fella ooo plays 'im) comedy skills have a gander at the following portfolio of gurns:

See Also:

Dev Patel (Coronation Street)
Stingray (Neighbours)
Marlon Dingle (Emmerdale)

[Photos from the Coronation Street Blog http://coronationstreetupdates.blogspot.com]

And For My First Post

Hello, how are you? Have you lost weight? You look great!



I'll eventually begin to post some items, thoughts, queries and general ponderings that will hopefully gain interested for you to return.


In A Bizzle.